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butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

(via captainlolfuckyou)

blkdzn:

bye

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

(Source: itsnotflirting, via captainlolfuckyou)

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
  • Blink 182: As i stared I counted, the webs from all the spiders, catching things and eating their insides. Like indecision to call you, and hear your voice of treason.
  • Blink 182: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd & twat
  • Blink 182: I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away. If my stupid poem could fix this home I'd read it everyday.
  • Blink 182: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby