why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
im in the computer lab at uni and this girl is talking about how she has a webseries and how all her fans won’t leave her alone and then she said she had a meetup and 4 people turned up. but apparently thats because none of her fans are in new zealand. but she has fans guys. everyone listen, shes a big deal. big webseries superstar. superstar on the web
i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks